Dr Kate McCann: Officially a celebrity child neglector

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing..."

Well, you can't say fairer than that Kate - after all it was you who didn't bother to search for your own daughter the night she went 'missing' because it was "too dark"; you didn't answer the 48 questions put to you by the police; you refused to co-operate with the official police reconstruction.

Yep, you did nothing. A great mistake.

'PACT with STARS' a collection of signed celebrity art

And here's some more balloons done by other celebrities, who didn't leave their children alone to get famous.

In fact, most parents who leave their kids alone while they go to the pub face ten years in jail whilst the McCanns face a lifetime of fundraising and celebrity status.

A woman has been arrested on suspicion of child neglect after a two-year-old boy drowned in a garden pond while parents enjoyed night at the pub.

Evidence of Maddie's death in McCanns holiday apartment and hire car, while her parents continue to pretend she was abducted so they can enjoy celebrity status