Thursday

Kate and Gerry McCann in GMTV chat with Lorraine Kelly


Madeleine McCann's parents will be interviewed by Lorraine Kelly as the third anniversary of her disappearance nears.

Kate and Gerry go on the GMTV couch on Tuesday, to be seen by viewers the next day - their only UK TV appearance before the May 3 anniversary.

Madeleine, then aged three, vanished on holiday in Portugal in 2007.

"Lorraine's been very supportive of the family, despite being a right tit" said a source. "This is a thank you and a reminder that she's still missing."

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/04/22/mccanns-in-gmtv-chat-115875-22203063/


A sneak preview of the GMTV interview: translated by 'Autumn'

LK - Och you poor wee things. how are you?

kate - Well Lorraine, there is a little girl missing and erm well you know erm,,

Gerry - Let me just say there has been an abduction and we believe they are out there (cough) funds are running low (cough)

LK - you poor wee things, Im sure our lovely viewers will show their usual generosity. It amaaaaazes me how you both manage to sleep....

Gerry - Sleep? (nervous coughing fit and strange smirk) Did you say sleep? (beads of sweat of forehead as his hand strays towards his ear) There is noooo evidence to suggest that we gave our children anything to ............

Kate - erm there's an innocent little girl missing out there (takes tight grip of Gerry's crotch and fixes him with an angry look).

LK - May I just say, Kate, that is a beeeeeuuuuuutiful wee cardi you are wearing, my faaaaavorite colour too.

Kate - Thanks Lorraine for giving us another easy ride.




Not such an easy ride with Sandra "I don't believe a fecking word you say" Felgueiras